Conspiracy is on, in and around each corner; every man, woman, child and even possibly their pets are watching you. They can access your dental records, your medical records, even recreate your DNA to make it look like you've been eating chips when you've told everyone else you ate salad in the work's canteen.....and because of them you've put on three pounds instead of losing two like you had promised to (or is it just me they're doing that to?)
UTOPIA (C4 Tuesdays 10.00pm) was one of the most intriguing opening episode of a series I have seen for a considerable time; well when I say saw, at one point I had to turn my head but continued to listen as the worlds worst bag of ready steady cook ingredients were placed in uber-paranoid Wilson Wilsons eyes.
Created by the same script writer as BBC 3's 'Pulling'and co-writer of Broadway bound 'Matilda', Dennis Kelly, I found it both fresh and unpredictable in its approach to, at what appears on the surface to be a less than original basic conspiracy storyline.
After ninety minutes not too many clues were revealed indicating which direction the remaining five episodes were likely to take, whatever route has been decided its obvious that its not going to be comfortable viewing.
The brash colours reminded me of Oliver Stone's cult series 'Wild Palms' and in parts it was reminiscent of C5's much neglected and underrated 'Person of Interest', but this is going to be a much, much darker experience.
If anyone this week asks you 'Who Killed Laura Palmer?' Sorry 'Where's Jessica Hyde?' be worried, very worried, they are out to get you.